There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart! - Melanie Griffith

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. - Anonymous

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox! - Woody Allen

The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie